Dr. Brady's HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS
1 . The patient refused autopsy.
2. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to
be depressed.
8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (That is
some examination!)
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life,
until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Please Note: Above statements are not written by Health Realizations nor the opinion of Health Realizations
